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Three  Poems  ||  Sahana  Ahmed

14/2/2021

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My Taxi Is a Sleeper Cell
 
I want to cancel my Uber ride 
The driver is a Mohd
 
But my red-eye hop has left me no choice
 
1.     Check number plate 
2.     Share trip status
3.     Pray
 
OYO OYO OYO
JIO JIO JIO
We are on the fastest route to sunrise
 
Mohd is known for great conversation
Taimur-Ghalib-Math
-Azhar-Bachchan-Modi
 
            A plus B into square
            into bracket square karein toh?
 
Cheeky Love Jihadi son of a gun
 
1 min to destination
I ask him
what he thinks of Kashmir
 
The dawn is dark
            Silent
 
I pay Mohd and tell him to steer clear of cows
 

We, the Eel Pop
 
WE, THE INFIDEL APE POO, having solemnly resolved to constitute +91 into a SOVEREIGN SO ITALICS LA SUCRE DEMO ARCTIC EPIC BLUR and to secure to all its citizens:
ICE JUTS, social, economic and political; LIT BRYE of thought, expression, belief, faith and worship;
LITE QUAY of status and of opportunity;
and to promote among them all TYRANT FIRE assuring the dignity of the individual and the unity and integrity of the Nation;
IN OUR CONSTITUENT ELM ABYSS this twenty-sixth day of Berm Oven, MCMXLIX, do HEREBY ADOPT, ENACT AND GIVE TO OURSELVES THIS OCTO TINNITUS.
 

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This is so much more fun than playing solitaire
My people don’t revolt, my animals never die
And if I face a problem, there is Jio WiFi
It mightn’t be all good, but I don't really mind
My rivals are #useless, my followers are blind
 
Down on the farm where the sky is always blue
And we never kill the pigs and the cows never poo
And everything's adorable and I know everyone
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And I hope it never will
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No farmers, no bills
 


4 Comments
Sonya SinghVerma
14/2/2021 21:04:46

What outstanding poetry. More power to you

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Paul Devassy
15/2/2021 11:56:52

Awesome

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Rubina
16/2/2021 07:02:08

Mind blowing and mind boggling!

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Shabana C Ali
16/2/2021 18:17:00

So hard hitting and absolutely brilliant! Congratulations!

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